David Thorne

David works in the design and branding industry as he is too lazy and easily distracted to get a real job. Amongst the multitude of his qualities, which include reciting prime numbers backwards from 909526, reading to deaf children and training guide cats, embellishment may be at the top. He has worked as a graphic designer, copy writer, branding consultant and design director and describes working in the design industry as “the most uncreative experience of my life.”